Tactical Dad Maximus Bundle - Everything a dad needs when he wants to be the coolest dad in the daycare pickup line.
- A diaper bag/backpack made from the same fabric used by armies worldwide
- Water bottle fit for Desert Storm, it can hold water, baby formula or Daddy’s “private sippy cup”
- Tactical Dad joke book so you will never be caught without a groaner that will make your wife shake her head, kids facepalm their hands on their foreheads and the whole car scream, "Tell us another, Dad!"
- First Aid Kit consisting entirely of “Tactical Dad Cure-All Cards”. Including classics like “Walk It Off”, “Quit Your Belly Aching”, and “Toughen Up, Buttercup!”
- Tactical Dad t-shirt and baseball cap so you can be the coolest dad in the day care pick-up line